butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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