But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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