Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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