lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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