So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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