Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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