watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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