i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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My girlfriend figured out who you are.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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