Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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