I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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