a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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