I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I will pee on everything he values.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
