operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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