I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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