Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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