you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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