is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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