Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It's like God shit irony all over that family
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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