Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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