So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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