You're my little dorito
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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