I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My liver just had a heart attack.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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