She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Houston, we have a blender
I will be naked everywhere
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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