I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
MIDGETS
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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