So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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