I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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