I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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