he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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