Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize