i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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