No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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