We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Please don't give away my fajitas
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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