He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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