Tell her she can't have a vagina
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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