Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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