i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We need a shit load of segways right now
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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