One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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