what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
too bad you live with your parents still
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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