glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And then he peed in my hair
His nipple licking is glorious
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