I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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