I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
I'm really busy with my period
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