I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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