I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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