My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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