We're like a lot better than the average bears
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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