Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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