I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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