before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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