do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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