So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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