she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Too much gin, very little bucket
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How are you getting in?
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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