No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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