were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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