i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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