It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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