I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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